The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to see through windows

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!