- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to smell like body odor at will

Pointless Super Powers