- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to be french.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to a nokia phone.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!