the power to turn into amy rose

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to run Crysis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!