- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to become black!

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to take edible shits.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Pointless Super Powers