ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!