the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to be raped.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!