- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to never finish your sentences because

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Pointless Super Powers