The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!