- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to turn toast back into bread

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to communicate with sperm.

Pointless Super Powers