- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to drown on land.

The power to make pencils dull.

the power to eat people :D

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to be french.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to turn toast back into bread

Pointless Super Powers