- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to run Crysis.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Pointless Super Powers