- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Being alive (until you die).

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The Power to fart glitter

Pointless Super Powers