- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through windows

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to run Crysis.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to eat with your butt

The power to see other peoples dreams.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The Power to fart glitter

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

Pointless Super Powers