The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!