- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to control mealworms

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to run Crysis.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power to read this sentence

Acid tears.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to fart slightly less deadly

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

the power to randomly die at any moment

Pointless Super Powers