the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!