- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to summon old people

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to morph into yourself

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to murder rocks.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

he power to make mistakes

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to smell any point in time

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to have no superpower

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Pointless Super Powers