The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to jump

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!