- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to read terms and conditions

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to die

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to poo.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The power to die and not come back to life.

Pointless Super Powers