- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to morph into yourself

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to murder rocks.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to make everything worse

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

Pointless Super Powers