The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the power to enter a coma.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to become translucent

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!