The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to take a crap.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!