the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to like any show

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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boo

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!