- Pointless Super Powers

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to take a crap.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the ability to talk to humans

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to control mealworms

The ability to sweat poop.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to kill yourself.

power to age faster

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!