the power to read this sentence

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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Acid tears.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!