The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to see through windows

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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Acid tears.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!