The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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boo

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!