- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being only half invisible.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to speak only one language

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

he power to make mistakes

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

Pointless Super Powers