the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to read this.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to melt your bones

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!