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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!