- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

Pointless Super Powers