- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to be french.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

Pointless Super Powers