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The power that turns farts into music.
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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.
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ability to levitate using my fart...
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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public
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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old
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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.
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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.
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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.
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The power to open doors with your bare hands
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The power to be french.
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The power to do something while you can play games.
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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.
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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.
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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".
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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).
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The power to a nokia phone.
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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins
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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet
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The power to turn toast back into bread
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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.
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The power to communicate with sperm.
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The power to read this text unless you can see it.
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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation
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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!