The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!