- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to be super jewish

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to be a common person

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

Pointless Super Powers