The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to speak braille.

The ability to make water luke warm.

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

the ability to type slower.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to have a V8

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to only be able to eat poop

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!