The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to not exercise.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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to be shitty

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!