The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to smell water.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to live.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!