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Having the power to stand still
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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.
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The power to sleep for one thousand years
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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.
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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire
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The power to be powerless.
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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.
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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents
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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed
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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to
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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff
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the power to fly, but only when you poop
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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water
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The power to not have a brain!
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The power to not exercise.
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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk
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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards
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The power to sleep while you're awake.
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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.
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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.
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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.
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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.
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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.
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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!