The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!