- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to die.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

Pointless Super Powers