The power to eat your poop

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!