The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power of being pointless

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!