The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to become black!

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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to die when you are happy

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!