The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to be a dick.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The ability to read your own mind

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

to do nothing

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to be powerless.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to freeze ice

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to glow... in the dark...

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!