The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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to do nothing

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to freeze ice

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!