The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

swear words -jesse

The ability to read your own mind

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to teleport small dogs

the power of fart helium

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!