- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to shape shift into water

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

swear words -jesse

to do nothing

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to be powerless.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to freeze ice

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to see white objects in off white.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to become black!

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

Pointless Super Powers