The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power of fart helium

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!