- Pointless Super Powers

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to run Crysis.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!