The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!