power to blow up your own head only once,

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to do nothing

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!