The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to become black!

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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to be shitty

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The power to smell water.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!