Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to read your own mind

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to do nothing

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be powerless.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!