The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power of dying whenever you want.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!