The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!