The power to make yourself deaf.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!