- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to ejaculate

The ability to be in fashion.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

the power to like charlie

The power to speak with death people..

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

All of aquaman's powers.

done something sexual with some type of food?

Dejavu

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

Third armpit.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

Pointless Super Powers