The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power... to read this

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to see through insects.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!