the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power... to read this

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to transform into baby food.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to see through insects.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!